Before watching Poop Cruise with my Netflix Subscription, my biggest fear of a cruise was being stuck on a boat with a bunch of drunk, sunburned vacationers screaming the words to a Jason Aldean song. Now I know things could be so, so much worse. For some Carnival cruise passengers, the disappointing news just keeps coming.

You can tell a lot about people by how they behave in a crisis. And it’s safe to say the voyage of the Carnival Triumph, better known as the Poop Cruise, was an icky, smelly, particularly grotesque kind of crisis — and that brought out some wild behavior.